One a day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
One day, I‘m goin' to Malta to a big hotel.
有一天，我正前往马耳他一间具规模的宾馆。

Ina morning I go down to eat a breakfast.
In the morning, I go down to eat my breakfast.
早上的时候，我下楼吃早餐。

I tella waitress I wanna two pisses of toast.
I tell the waitress, that I wanna have two pieces of toast,
我跟女服务员说，我要两片吐司（面包）。

She brings me only one piss.
She brings me only one piece,
她只端来一片吐司。

I tella her I want two piss.
I tell her that I want two pieces,
我跟她说我要两片儿（吐司），

She say “go to the toilet”. I say you no understand,
She says go to the toilet. I say you don't understand
她说：往厕所去！我说：你没有明白。

I wanna two piss onna my plate.
I want two pieces on my plate,
我想在盘子上有两片儿吐司，

She say you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch.
She says you better not piss on the plate, You, son of the bitch.
她说：“你最好别在盘子上尿尿”, 你狗娘养的。

I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma bitch.
I don't even know the lady, and she called me Son of the bitch
我压根儿不认识她，而她臭骂我是狗娘养的。

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
Later on, I go to eat at a bigger restaurant,
稍后，我去了另外一间更有规模的餐厅吃饭，

The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
The waitress brings me a spoon and a knife, but no fork.
那个女服务员，给我端来一个调羹，和一把餐刀，但是没有叉子。

I tella her I wanna fock.
I tell her that I want a fork,
我跟她说我想要一个叉子，

She tell me everyone wanna fock.
She tells me everyone want to fu-ck.
她告诉我每个人都需要操。。。

I tell her you no understand.
I tell her that you don't understand,
我告诉她，你没有明白。

I wanna fock on the table.
I want a fork on the table,
我是要桌面上的叉子。

She say you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma bitch.
She says: You better not Fu-CK on the table, you son of the bitch,
她说：你最好别在桌面上操，玛丽隔壁狗娘养的。

So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no sh*ts onna my bed.
So I go back to my room in the hotel, and there is no sheets on my bed,
因此我回到宾馆的房间去，还有我的床上没有床单。

Call the manager and tella him I wanna sh*t.
Call the manager, and tell him I want a sheet,
打电话跟经理说，告诉他我想要床单的。

He tella me to go to toilet.
He tells me to go to the toilet,
他告诉我，让我上厕所去。

I say you no understand. I wanna sh*t on my bed.
I say, you don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed.
我说：你没有明白，我要床上的床单。

He say you better not sh*t onna bed, you sonna ma bitch.
He says : you better not shi-t on the bed, you son of the bitch.
他说：你最好别在床上拉屎，玛丽隔壁你狗娘养的。

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: Peace on you.
I go to the Checkout Desk, and the man at the desk says: Peace on you,
我去把房间退了，前台人员跟我说：“愿您平安！”

I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, I gonna back to Italia.
I say, piss on you too, you son of the bitch, and I'm going back to Italy.
我说：我尿你大嘴巴狗娘养的，我就返航意大利去。

Alle Vite ci!
Screw all !
叉你娘的！